Would you rather? Game

Okay as the title says the game is called "Would you rather?"

How to play: You have to answer the question above you then ask if someone would rather do this or that. In order to keep the game moving you have to keep asking.

Rules: 1. Nothing dirty. 2. Nothing personal. 3. Take nothing seriously. 4. Laugh if you can! 5. HAVE FUN!
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Would you rather have the best luck every even date and bad luck every odd date or would you rather have a job that only pays you every year but it pays little?

I would rather have a job that only pays me every year with little salary

Would you rather become a stinky werewolf with fleas or a vampire who never brushes his teeth?(Eww)

A vampire who doesn't brush my team might as well there always gonna be dirty anyways *grins*



Would you rather poop out of your nose, or pee out of your ear.

I would rather pee out of my ear because poop dropping on my food isn't that delicious.

Would you rather be extremely strong or extremely smart in the real world?

I would rather be extremely smart then you can out smart everyone.

Would you rather be a millionaire with no chance of having a relationships or would you have the girl/guy of your dreams but be broke?

Dood, I would definitely rather have the girl of my dreams and be broke, Dood. Dood, I can always 'borrow' money from you anyways, Dood...

Dood, would you rather be a Prinny or a Prinny, Dood?

Dood, i'd like to know the real question dood, dood, real use english dooooood

Dood...Would you rather be in a blank room with nothing inside for 15 minutes or would you rather feel pain? (BRING THE PAIN!)